Sparkle flies into the next room, where a baby is playing with a toy xylophone.Smartline is a late-night panel discussion show aired on Channel 6 and hosted by Kent Brockman. The housewife is delighted with her clean dinnerware. Sparkle scrubs the dishes clean by rubbing up and down with his head. I see you are interested in distributing Mr. I guess happiness is wherever you find it.Īnd we've all found happiness. Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?Įverything wrapped up nicely. Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart, now here's the tricky part, oh won't you rhyme with me? Who needs the Kwwik-E-Mart?įorget the Kwik-E-Mart. Maggie with her eyes so bright, Marge with hair by Frank Lloyd Wright, Lisa can phyliosophize, Bart's adept at spinning lies, Homer's a delightful fellow, sorry about the samonella. When I first arrived you were all such jerks but now I've come to love your quirks. ![]() Whether igloo, hut, or geodesic dome there's no structure that I've been to that I'd rather call my home. I did like the part with the genie, though. It is a wee bit humorous, though, don't you think? I agree, simply awful, spousal abuse and all. So, the man says "I want a brand new car," and the genie says "Your wife gets two!" You remember, the whole double.? Then the man says "I want a house." "Your wife gets two!" You see how it works.? So now the man has one more wish, and here's the humor, right? The man says, "I want you to beat me half to death." Right, you see? See, since the wife gets double, if the man gets beaten half to death, that means the wife would be beaten to death! So, the genie says to the man "I'll give you three wishes, but everything you wish for, your wife will get double." Well, it's set me up for a lot of laughs. So, there's a man, right? and he comes across a genie. BARTYOUWANTTOSEEMYNEWCHAINSAWANDHOCKEYMASK? The *Sideshow Bob* thing, oh I'm sorry boy. I'd appreciate you not coming into my room screaming and brandishing the butcher knife. Come on, let me cut you a brownie while they're still hot. He remai-hains ah-han Eh-heh-heh-heh-heh-hengLISHman!" For he himself has said it, and it's clearly to his credit, that he is an Englishman. "What never?" "No never." "What never?" "Hardly ever!" "I'm called Little Buttercup, poor Little Buttercup, thugh I could never tell why." We are sober men and true, and attentive to our duty." "We sail the ocean blue, and our saucy ship's a beauty. I shall send you to Heaven before I send you to hell. Anyway, I was wondering if you could sing the entire score of the "H.M.S. It's just that you have such a beautiful voice. Yes, well, do it right, or you'll all go back to doing "Come Blow Your Horn" at the Westport Dinner Theater. Hey, we are really getting into golden time here. Is he supposed to have some sort of neurological impairment, like "Rain Man" or "Awakenings"? I mean, what the hell am I doing here?Īnd this dialogue has none of the wit and sparkle of "Murphy Brown." Sorry, M.B., but I'm having trouble with this character. It's probably my imagination but something about them didn't seem quite right. 22 points, plus triple word score, plus 50 points for using all my letters! Game's over I'm outta here. Id, along with the ego and the superego one of three components of the psyche. I think it's under the short leg of the couch. We could look this id thing up in the dictionary. You're supposed to be developing verbal abilities for your big aptitude test tomorrow. Hmmm, how could anyone make a word out of these lousy letters? Oh wait, here's a good one, do. On top of a pile of money with many beautiful ladies.Īlright, hmm how about, he? Two points. The film is just me in front of a brick wall for an hour and a half. Now, my Woody Allen impression: I'm a neurotic nerd who likes to sleep with little girls. ![]() It's called "McBain: Let's Get Silly."ĭid you ever notice how men always leave the toilet seat up? ![]() Jay, my new film is a mixture of action und comedy. Tonight, we review an aging Charles Bronson in "Death Wish 9."īut first, we have a special guest: Rainer Wolfcastle, star of the reprehensible McBain movies. Yes, and you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger. Oh, not in Utica, no it's an Albany expression. Well, I'm from Utica and I never heard anyone use the phrase, "steamed hams." Oh, no, I said, "steamed hams." That's what I call hamburgers. Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouth-watering hamburgers.
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